On the train today, I thought, how much fun is public transport. Chyeah.. who needs the net!
You can play the oops-touched-your-boobs/butt/man parts-when-the-train-stopped game.
You can watch as people try to give the man with BO a dirty look.
You can play 'personal space' invaders by invading peoples spaces.
Mime throwing people off trains.
You can yell out things like:
"who wants to buy a kid!?" or
"repeat after me, we are sardines!" or
"pubic transport, weeeeeee!!"
Answer your mobile loudly with "YEH I'M ON A BUS!" when you're on a train and vice versa. It's fun to watch people look confused
You can shift awkwardly and do the 'gotta go toilet' dance
Pretend you've lost your pet mouse or tarantula. OMG SPIDEY HAS GONE MISSNG!
Have loud inappropriate conversations on your phone.. talk about things like herpes and your test results
Spill a big jar of 5c coins on a crowded train. Watch the panic as everyone helps to pick them up
(note: I did 6 of these things today, guess which ones)
Anyway.. public transport is fun. Don't see why people knock it. Gives me a chance to experiment and play pranks on random strangers, muhaha